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PostSubject: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:45 am

All he ever really wanted was to watch the telly in peace.

Chips had lived in a time of war--the Second Great War, also known as World War Two, to be specific. He'd seen a lot of violence, bloodshed, death, etc., more than he had ever wanted to see in a lifetime. When he died, he had believed that the war was over.

Haha, funny.

Then he discovered that he'd been chosen to be a part of a Viking afterlife because....well, he was sure that there were good reasons, but they'd never really been made known to him. He'd been brave? Stupid--a lot of his mates had been brave and they weren't in Valhalla. He was a demigod? From what he'd gleaned from the older einherjar, most demigods that died when to Vanaheim (because they didn't die heroically, apparently). So for what reason, then, exactly? Had his Valkyrie had the hots for him? Probably.

Well, Viking heaven was far from the heaven the priests at the local Catholic church had always spoken of with such reverence. For one, if he went a week without dying, he was either extremely lucky or extremely craven. Another thing was the whole respawning thing. He could die, but he couldn't die die. He was used to that by now, though. At least he could drink and smoke and all without having to face the repercussions. And he had all the time he wanted to want his shows.

So there he sat on his bed, his huge flatscreen TV playing Battlestar Galactica reruns, a vanilla-flavored ciggy in his mouth, his bottle of alcohol on his nightstand next to him, thinking about how fickle Starbucks was being....

....when his door flew open.

"What in the bloody--" Chips stopped himself when he saw who it was.

Aw, fretr. Fianna Harper wasn't looking very happy.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:58 am

How did she get in? She had keys. To the majority of the rooms. Because Valkyries, other than choosing the Slain, have many other duties. She was at least nice enough to shut his door gently. Her eyes, if they could fire lasers, would be drilling through him. She was clad in a skirt (as always, apparently...) adorned with Norse Runes, and a shirt promoting the band "Drowning Pool". Her long fiery hair trailed behind her as she stormed towards him. Stopping right next to him, she'd growl at him. "Why are you getting my brother drunk?" Though it was phrased as a question, it invited no backtalking. She may be one of Odin's Handmaidens, but she was also the Daughter of Loki, which meant she had a lot of tricks up her sleeves.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:13 am

Now, Chips was a pretty laid-back guy. He didn't start a lot of trouble and only really caused damage when he was settling a score (being the son of a god of vengeance did that to you). He didn't really get bothered by little things and rarely was intimidated by someone or something other than a god or a giant.

The exception to that was Fianna.

The Welsh einherji was terrified of the daughter of Loki. Sure, she didn't seem intimidating at first--short, thin, ginger, happy-go-lucky--but then you got to know her. She didn't like how Chips and Ian always got drunk. For all Chips knew, she didn't like Chips at all anyways. If looks could kill, Chip's would've deteriorated already.

"Uh--hello, Fi," Chips stammered, holding his smoke in until after he finished speaking and then letting it out. "Err...first of all, knocking is a very polite and pleasant way to enter one's room. Second....I never force-fed Ian mead. Well, okay--maybe once, but every other time he did it himself."
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:20 am

She'd walk away and then walk back. "What is it with you two and drinking?! How do you expect to be any good in combat if you're always drunk?" Yeah, she's just making guesses at this point, but it seems somewhat legit, to her. "Is is a game to you? To see if he'll throw up on me and my clothes? Or do you just hate me because of who my Mother is?" It was rare, but there were those who resented her because of who her Mom was. It annoyed her, but then again, some of them had died due to her Mother's machinations, so she could really fault them about it. But it was annoying." She seemed frantic, for some reason.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:28 am

Chips held up his hands in self defense, his ciggy still emitting smoke. "Whoa, whoa, whoa--hang on a second, mate!" he protested. He was not ready for such accusations; he wasn't really ready for anything other than more Battlestar Galactica and Ragnarok at the moment. He didn't really understand why Fianna always was against him and Ian drinking. They were men--einherji men at that--and drinking is what they did on a daily basis.

"We're not drunk during combat--we're not that reckless," he continued. "And we're just trying to have a good time--I don't hate either of you or your mum for that matter." Well, about two decades before a son of Loki had wronged him, but Chips had gotten his revenge back then and his animosity towards that one spawn of the Jotun had not transferred to all of his relatives; unless the Harpers personally wronged him themselves, he was perfectly fine with them--Ian, anyways. Fianna didn't seem to like him at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:35 am

She'd grab that cigarette and put it out. "You realize I could get Lung Cancer from that crap? Just because you're Immortal doesn't mean you can ruin the lungs of Mortals!" Which... was an extremely valid point she had, there. Also, she didn't dislike him, she just couldn't believe how careless he was. "Did it ever occur to you that my brother, while drunk, could accidentally kill me? Why the hel do you like to drink so much? There can't possibly any redeemable quality to it!"
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:43 am

"Aww--c'mon!" Chips exclaimed. Those were his favorite. "It's not like you're gonna get lung cancer by being in the same room as me!"

To be honest, though, he really did feel guilt at Fianna's words. She was right that the einherjar could be a little too reckless around the Valkyries, but....they just never thought about that anymore. Chips, for one, was so used to getting impaled on the way to a feast that he didn't even think twice about dangerous antics anymore.

He hadn't even realized that he'd grabbed his bottle during Fianna's rant and was chugging from it. Well, she was stressing him out, after all.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:52 am

She'd snatch that bottle from him. "I out to smash this bottle. Is that what you want? A smash bot..." She'd stop. If she smashed it, he'd probably tell the Valkyrie who cleaned up his room why it had broken. She didn't need the trouble. "...You can have it back." She seemed defeated, like the fight had gone out of her.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:59 am

Were Fianna a male einherji, Chips would've killed her then and there. Nobody touched his Stroh--let alone threatened to smash it. However, seeing as she had reminded the son of Váli of her mortality, he restrained himself. However, this was just getting ridiculous--first his ciggy, now his booze!

Then she offered it back, and it honestly looked like she needed it more than Chips. His brow furrowed. What all was up with her? Was she really just that stressed? He pushed the bottle back towards her. "Try some," he said, completely changing the subject. It was probably too strong for her to handle--but oh well, he'd done worse things.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:09 am

"What? Really?" She'd sniff the bottle, and gag. "How can you people drink this stuff?" She'd make a face, causing her hair to randomly change colors, briefly, and disturbingly, going... Plaid. Her hair would then return to it's flaming red promise of fiery demise. She'd pinch her nose, and take a pull from it. He might get some amusement out of all the facial expressions she'd make, and she'd cough. Drinking a bit more, she'd hand him the bottle. "Ugh... seriously, how do you drink this stuff?" She'd move over to the couch, and unceremoniously plop down on it, coughing a few times.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:15 am

Chips grinned mischievously. Knowing the lovely Fi, he figured that she would still get super smashed even though she only had a couple of swigs. "With much pain, sorry, and sense of achievement," Chips laughed plopping down onto the couch beside her. Whether or not she scooted away from him was noted by the einherji. He took several swallows of the Stroh before pushing the bottle at her again. "Want some more?" he asked.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:23 am

"...Sure..., but this is it." She'd take the bottle from him, and take on last pull, and swallow it, grimacing as she did so. Then she'd hand it back to him. "Ugh... Why does this stuff have to taste so bad..." She didn't notice how close he was, but even he was smart enough than to try and do anything... to a Valkyrie, wasn't he? "Can't they make it taste better?"
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:29 am

"Takes out the fun," Chips replied, grabbing the bottle and once more chugging its contents. He sighed with satisfaction and turned to face Fianna. "Feeling any better yet, darling?" he asked.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:37 am

Her eyes were probably unfocused at this point. "I... uh... feel funny. Is this, uh, normal?" She was starting to feel the effects now. She could still see, and she wasn't slurring just yet, but her body was starting to feel a bit numb. And she had this strange feeling in her head...
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:41 am

Chips waved his hand dismissively. "Ya, that's normal," he reassured her. He cracked a smile at one of the silly expressions she made. He drank some more of the Stroh, feeling the fiery liquid burn down his throat and land in his stomach like a ball of fire. "You like it?" he asked.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:47 am

She shook her head, which made her slightly dizzy. "Not really... I feel like I might be sick." Her stomach wasn't that happy with her. And she was starting to regret drinking it. "When did we get on a boat?"
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:55 am

The son of Váli barely stopped himself from grinning. So she was that sort....eh, the rum was probably too strong for her, anyways. It was always amusing to see the greenies drunk for the first time.

Well, vomit all over his carpet wouldn't be amusing. "Here--need me to help you to the bathroom, mate?" he asked, unconsciously but gently laying a hand on her shoulder.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:59 am

The only response he'd hear was that of nothing. She'd passed out. Whether or not she'd completely passed out, or if she was partially asleep, would be up to him to find out. Also of note was that apparently her hair liked to darken or lighten depending on whether she was exhaling or inhaling. An amusing little quirk, apparently.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:04 am

Okay--Chips did snort at that. He couldn't help it; it'd been so long since he'd seen anyone pass out so quickly after having a drink. He couldn't even remember the last time he had passed out, drunk. Probably back when he was still alive, he assumed.

He leaned over and gently patted her face in an attempt to wake the daughter of Loki up. "Hey, hey Fi," he mumbled, starting to feel a buzz himself. "Wake up." He didn't want Ian to ask him why the younger einherji's sister had fallen asleep in his room.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:22 am

She'd wake up and throw up all over him, coughing and gagging. Inexplicably, it had all landing on him, and she was perfectly clean. Perhaps those runes on her skirt were more than just decoration? Who knew. But she was really coughing, and gagging. She rolled over onto the floor, and started crawling away, her hair slowly pulsing. Which, was a neat visual. "What... have... you... done... to... me..." She'd make a huuuuurk sound, as if she was again going to throw up again.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:33 am

Well, Chips thought as he casually wiped some vomit off of his face, it could've been worse. It could've hit the couch. Laughing at that thought and at Fianna's reaction, he stood up and walked to the bathroom. "Ah--it's just some rum. It's only about....eh, 80% alcohol. No biggy," he hollered once inside before he stripped out of his shirt dropped it into the sink. Sure, it would clean on via Norse magic, but Chips had discovered that vomit still left stains unless hand-washed.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:37 am

There would be the sound of vomiting outside the door, landing on his precious carpet. She'd stumbled to her feet, and towards the door, knowing she'd be able to make an escape. And then she threw up on the couch. Coughing and gagging, she'd make it outside the door, and hitch a ride on a passing Valkyrie.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:32 pm

Chips stuck his head out of the bathroom. Fianna was nowhere to be seen, although the daughter of Loki had dutifully left a mess on his carpet. Rude. Some people just couldn't keep it down. Oh well, at least he'd chased her away. It could've been a lot worse.

Sighing with relief, Chips walked over to his dresser, grabbed a clean pair of clothes, and headed back towards to the bathroom. At least Fianna had the decency to close the door behind her. Anyways, it was time for a shower.
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PostSubject: Re: Chippy Kai Yai!   Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:37 pm

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