Edwin's bunk

Edwin was reading children's fairy tales in his bed with his earbuds on. Not that his roommates were really loud. He loved searching the hidden messages in these tales. His cat Ven was purring against his hand and seeking for attention. "Shut up." Edwin laughed and pushed the cat further away.

"Hey now, that's no way to treat your cat!"I scolded my best friend jokingly as I entered his cabin and jumped on his bed, bouncing a bit before gaining my balance. "Hey again, Winnie"

He tried not to pay attention to Thea, and read further. His cat came to pay greetings to her. "Traitor." he laughed turning the next page.

"Come on, not my fault everyone likes me better than you. Even the goats liked me better than you"I giggled as I scratched the purring cat behind the ear. "Come on, what are we doing today? I'm boooored"

"Gee, thanks for the compliment." he said still not fully paying attention her. He took a sip of his soda, which he actually did not like that much. He'd much prefer alcohol, but you probably know the reason why he didn't do that..stuff..

"Come on, Winnie!"I whined and started poking him in the cheek. "Let's do something! Oh, oh! We could train! Or go swimming again! Or go pegasi riding! Choose something!"

"If I won't pay it attention, maybe it'll just go away." he said loud enough for her to hear, trying to dodge the pokes.

I pouted and stood up, picking up Ven with me. "Fine then. Me and Ven are gonna go on an adventure and have tons of fun. And you, mister, are not invited. Isn't that right, little kitten?"

"Fine, you may as well take him for forever. He's just a stubborn gib." he looked over at her and Ven.

I gasped and tried to cover the cat's ears, making him jump from my arms with an agitated whine. "How dare you talk to him like that? Poor kitten"I exclaimed and sat back on the bed, shoving him on the ground. "Get up, you lazy couch potato. I wanna do something fun"

"Leave Ven out of this." he tried getting back on his bed. Finally falling from the bed. "Ouch." he held his head, exactly where the golfclub hit him multiple times. "What do ya want?" he asked, now lying on the floor.

"To do something fun, like I've said many times before! Pay some freaking attention to me!"I whined and got up, bouncing on his bed impatiently.

He pulled his earbuds out. "Happy?" he asked and stood up. "Do you have anything specific in mind? Otherwise I'll just go back to sleep." Edwin shrugged and put his hands on his hips.

//and started dancing the macarena

Gerald went into the Thanatos cabin, furious.

"Apparently, my motherf*cking golf club was 50% off when I bought it, so golf clubs are actually 40 drachmas!" Gerald exclaimed as he went over to Edwin. "Thea? What...what have I been drinking for the past week?"

Edwin took his siblings baseball from the floor and had his revenge, by hitting Gerald in the groin by the bat. "You asked for it." he said.

"Oh goodie, le Gerald is back!"I exclaimed, sarcasm evident in my voice. The surprise of the night though was when Winnie actually hit him. 10 points to the weird guy. Um, the first weird guy. "Guys, guys. Come on. Let's keep it civil now, shall we? Leave the butt-kicking to me, pretty boy"I advised as I took the bat from his hands, quickly hitting Gerald on the stomach with it. "Now that we cleared this up. What do you want?"

Gerald went down after the two hits and started spinning around the floor, holding his crotch.

"You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby right round right round" I said in a sing song voice and giggled. "Should we show some mercy Winnie?"

"Stop calling me that." he said and crouched to see the satyr closer. "Whaddya want?" he asked, poking to see if he's alive. "I gotta admit that hurts like hell." he looked back at Thea.

After recovering, Gerald got up and said in a high-pitched voice, "I just wanted money for a new club, boyo."

"That's how you learn not to mess with us, goatie"I snickered and turned to look at Edwin. "Come on, I think we've tortured him enough. Let's give him the 10 drachmas he asked for"

Edwin was not really that materialistic but this time he didn't really want to give this goat any. "Fine." he said, getting his wallet out. "Really, you're persistent." he threw the coins on the goat.

"Uh, actually, it was 40 drachmas, but I'm OKay with 20 because that was originally what I asked for. So, I still need at least 10 more, guys."

"Dude. 10. Each. Chill out, bro"I laughed as I handed him the other drachmas. "Now. Apologize to Edwin"

"I don't need any apologies. Just get out. Shoo, goat." he tried to get him out of the cabin