Where is my mind?

"Wow, that sounds cool. Do you sing or do you just play an instrument? I've always wanted to learn how to play drums, they're awesome"I admitted, trying to hide the slight pang of jealousy at the obviously great relationship between him and his friends. If you don't talk to people, guess what stupid, you don't make friends! "So, uh... Anything else interesting enough to check out here?"

I rolled my eyes and chuckled at the coincidence. "Of course you did, although I might add you're not the typical drums player. Not that it's bad"I rushed to add, once again mentally facepalming. "No, not yet, although I wouldn't want to if it's too crowed"I rushed to reply, thankful for the change of subject.

"Well, that's obvious"I shrugged, refering to the revelation about his sexuality. "It's just the whole adorable puppy face thingy you have going on"I explained as I started walking out of the stables. "Whatever you say, boss"

"Right, of course, whatever you say pal"I chuckled and followed him in the woods. "You'd better know where we're going, princess, I wouldn't wanna get lost here with you. I've heard there are monsters crawling around and I would hate to have to sacrifice you to save myself"

"Wolf, right. How could I ever forget?"I rolled my eyes and smirked. "So, has that ever happened? Has anyone died here? Cause it would be really cool to stumble on any forgotten bones or whatever. Wow, that's a good plot for a story. I'll be the hero of course but you could always be the sidekick. Or, even better, the cute damsel in distress. Yeah, that part would fit you"

"Oh come on, you're clearly the damsel. You're just so... you"I huffed, gesturing wildly towards him. "I mean, if you want to be really unconventional, you could be the hero. You could be a kitten saver or something"I chuckled and ran a hand through my hair. "Come on, you'd look just fabulous in a ball gown"

"I'm not taking you up on that challenge, I'm sure you can easily beat me and I'm a sore loser"I chuckled and reached over to poke him in the arm. "But enough of the joking, we need to start serious preparations! Since we're going with stereotypes, I think your ball gown should be pink. It matches your eyes or whatever girly thing"I said in a high pitched voice, trying my hardest to sound as funny as I could.

"Nah, maybe blue, like a deep blue to fit with your star tattoos"I replied in an equally serious tone. "And it should definitely be a classic ball gown, only classy stuff for a classy princess. Now we only need to find you a pet, a hot date you will later on save and a strict parent to run away from"

"Yeah, now that you mention it, Rajah is indeed perfect. Hm..."I frowned, taking a moment to consider the options. "Well, Disney isn't the same without the weird parent that doesn't respect his kid's wishes. They don't even have to be your real parents, isn't there a mother to your group of friends? Yeah, we need to have one parent, tragic death also is a must"

"Oh, come on, everyone has a strict parent in Disney! You have to know someone!"I whined and pouted, feeling quite at ease with the no-longer stranger demigod. "Well, you figure that out, I need to get to the script!"

"Oh, no, my dear, I can't be your parent since I am going to be... The Villain!!!! Mwua hahahaha"I tried to do my best evil laugh as we found ourselves on the beach. Thankfully there were only a few campers so my social skills would not have to be used again.

"Oh, puh-lease! For some reason I can't really see you reaching my underwater palace guarded by magic sharks and spells to free your loverboy. Haven't got the faintest idea why"I tried to use my serious voice but after a minute or so started laughing. "It's me or nothing, puppy, take your pick"

"Maybe, but it's gonna be awesome!"I squealed as I took out a small notebook from my bag, quickly writing down a few notes to remember later. "Do you have any more ideas on the matter? Like, any suggestions before I create this awesome piece of art?"