MUST SEE: FINN HITS ON GIRL IN NEW ROME, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT (private)

Since she hadn't buckled back up yet, she'd shrug and moved to sit on his lap, and kiss him. It wasn't a peck. It was actually a long kiss that seemed to suggest she extremely attracted to him, but perhaps her depression prevented her from actually acting like it did.

Finn was ready (pun on his last name +10 points) to buckle up and go again, before he was surprised by the sudden hot girl sitting on his lap and kissing him. He didn't know what to do at first, but his boyish intentions kicked in and he just let them take over. He wrapped his arms around her and pulled her close as humanly possible. He rubbed his hands on her back and grabbed her behind quite a few times. He was kissing her so aggressively that when she stopped, he almost hit his head off of the steering wheel. "OKay, is this the part you tell me it was a prank and that you have HIV?" he asked.

"Why would I have HIV?" She seemed a bit confused. "Why would I prank you? I can't imagine it's fun to prank people you don't know. What if they pulled a weapon on you and attacked in anger?" She seemed a bit more animated now, instead of constantly depressed.

"I...I don't know, I've seen it happen all the time on YouTube. I guess attacking you in anger would end in charges...I don't know. I don't like these questions. I was just making sure. Also, since we're together now, and I don't want to Finn this up since like, you're really really hot, I have a few questions for you. Like, I am your only boyfriend, right? And, how many boyfriends have you had?
Also, am I allowed to touch your behind when we're kissing? I did that to one girl and she kicked me so hard in the nuts they turned blue and I had to see an urologist. Don't worry, though, they're okay."

"...I've never had a boyfriend before... Or anyone interested in my ass... Or me at all. It's fine. And how rude of that girl." She seemed a bit cheery now. But it was possible she'd just relapse into depression. "You sure whomever owns this van won't be coming to get it back?" She'd be looking at one of the rear-view mirrors

"Dude, you're the best!" Finn grabbed his phone and videochatted his grandfather. "Hey, Grandad. Yup, that's right, this is a hot girl with a nice body sitting on my lap! And she's my girlfriend! I TOLD YOU, YOU OLD MOTHERF*CKER!" He hung up. "Anyway. Nah, I stole this van forever ago from some dude who looked like Mario. He was a plumber and Italian and everything. Do you want to kiss more or go trash Bellona's temple?"

"Why not both?" She seemed more cheerful now, especially after the videochat he had done with his grandfather. Also, she didn't seem much bothered by his cussing. "Wait, why would an Italian plumber have a pizza delivery van?" Seriously, how does that make any sense?

"Well, okay. And, I don't know, he is Italian, after all." Finn started the car, and started driving to the temple while kissing her. His method was one eye on her body, one eye on the road, one hand on the wheel, one hand on her butt. He almost killed ~787 people. Once they were at the temples, Finn stopped, almost running into Jupiter's. He broke the kiss. "We're here. Now let's go piss off a goddess." He said, opening the doors.

Her "hot" body apparently just called to him. "Sounds like fun!" She'd get the food and open the door, then close it once she was outside. "Let's move." Now she sounded sad again. She'd enter her Mother's Temple, waiting for Finn

Finn followed her into the temple. "Awesome, let's trash this place! OKay, where's the trash?" he looked around. "Seriously, do you see any?" After looking around for a few more seconds, Finn looked at her. "Maybe we should just kiss again."

She'd empty out her pockets, dropping flyers and crap all over the place, then look back to him. "Okay."

"Damn it. OKay, you get the lefthand side, I'll get the right. Uh, babe," Finn said with a cheesy smile. He picked up the trash and started throwing it everywhere.

ooc: Please use your visit from gp here so I can scare the ever living shit out of them with Bellona lol

"Sounds great!" She'd help spread the trash.

"Looks good. We should probably leave before an authority figure shows up." Finn looked around, making sure they were alone.

"Back to your place, I guess?" Because they wouldn't have any privacy in the Barracks. Also, she peed in the temple, but he doesn't know that.

"Uh, well, I don't live in New Rome. I live in the barracks. But, I mean, we could just like, rent an apartment and have a night of fun. Not like that. Unless you want it to be like that. We should probably go on a like, first date or something. Most people go on dates before becoming an item."

"Okay. I guess we could just go make out in the van and then blame the First Cohort for everything?" She didn't seem like she had any idea of what to do

"First Cohort isn't believable. Let's blame the Third." Finn nodded. "Dude, I never thought I'd ever have a girl, much less a girlfriend, who asks me to make out in the van with her. And lets me touch her butt. And sits on my lap. And is extremely f*cking hot. I love you. Anyway, off to the van." He went outside and got in the van.

She'd giggle a little bit, and follow him. (Fade on the new Couple?)

ooc: Sure (this is some hardcore 2012 RPing going on xD)

bic:

Finn woke up in the back of the van at like 4 AM, feeling really weird.

And then he realized his shirt was gone and there was a female sleeping on him. He almost panicked, then remembered it was his new girlfriend. Char- Char- damn it, what was her name again? Charlotte, right.

Finn grabbed his phone and took a picture. No one would ever believe this actually happened. Naturally, he took pictures of her entire body just to show off to other guys. He looked down at her, trying to decide whether or not to wake her up.

She'd turn over in her sleep, and move closer to him, drawn to the heat of his body. She seemed happier than she had ever been so far.

Finn had a panic moment where he forgot the last time he showered. He smelled himself. Thank Jupiter, he showered that morning. That would've been bad. Finn looked at Charlotte again, and figured it was as good as time as any to drive themselves to a hotel or something where they could shower. Or at least somewhere he could keep up personal hygiene. He quietly and slowly got up, and carried her to the shotgun seat, and buckled her up. He felt weird, buckling up an unconscious girl in his van at 4 AM after waking up next to her. Finn got in the driver's seat, and started driving.

Suddenly, a voice said, "where we going?"

Finn almost did a full car crash. He quickly turned to look at the back of the van.

There stood a mexican luchador wearing tights and a red mask.

"Who the- what the-"

"I'm El Sexy, man. I snuck into your unlocked van earlier and have been waiting for you to wake up. It was annoying watching you grab your girlfriend's butt for like 8 hours straight. I need to get to my show, man. Will you drive me?" El Sexy asked.