Of Snakes & Ladders (Private)

Ian smirked, "Well you're the one who killed the guy. That's also pretty melodramatic, also." He laughed again.

"I can and will Nair you, Ian. It can easily be arranged." She'd glare at him

"Do it, it's not like I won't just come back to life." He said, grinning at her.

"Oh, I can definitely arrange for it to NOT come back, Ian." She'd lean in close, and adopt a voice. "You DON'T know the Power of the Valkyries"

Ian narrowed his eyes at her, "Really? Star Wars references, really? That's the best you could come up with?"

"Hey, Star Wars is great. People were inspired by it!" She'd narrow her eyes... "You're not a Communist, are you?"

"Hey, I never said I didn't like Star Wars, Star Wars is a classic." He said, "What's with you and communists anyway?"

"You'd be surprised at how much Pro-Communism talk you hear while serving food in the Feast Hall..." She wasn't kidding. There was a lot of weird talk that a Valkyrie could hear while serving food there... "I may have heard some Heil Hitlers, but I'm not sure..."

"Interesting." He said, "Guess with people being immortal.... it makes sense."

"You should be glad you weren't born a girl... Some of the guys and girls who have been here for a long time have pretty dirty minds... A few have asked to see me naked..." She'd shiver. "Gorram pervs!"

"Which ones? I'll kill them..." He said, then realized the slight flaw with that statement. "Ok, I'll either kill them everyday, or drag them out of the hotel, and then kill them!"

She'd roll her eyes, finding his talk of bravado dull. "Yeah, and then their Hallmates will war with you for the rest of Eternity. So, no. You just deal with your shit, I'll deal with mine."

"I'll just kill 'em all then." He said. "But fine, whatever."

She'd roll her eyes. "Yeah, by the time you accomplish that, My Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandkids will be in college." Since there was an insane amount of people in the hotel. "Maybe you should just find some nice girl to shack up with"

"Nah. I'm good. Thanks."

"I swear, you are so lazy at times, Ian." She'd lightly whack him with the Snake Plushie. "You need to go date some girl, get her mind off being undead for a bit."

"All the girls I've met so far are crazy." He said, "Besides, I really don't need nor want a girlfriend right now."

"You've got nearly unlimited time, so I guess that's fine." She'd lean back into the couch, clearly quite comfortable. "This is a really nice couch"

"Yeah, that would explain why you fell asleep on it earlier." He laughed, "And didn't notice me come in."

"I was asleep because I had to go on duty at 2 in the morning. Didn't get much sleep after that. Turned out to be a false alarm, and then I had to wait for the System to get fixed." She'd yawn, and hug the plushie to herself. "Being a Valkyrie isn't all fun and games"

"Sorry to hear that. Neither is being dead." He said, though he really was sorry that she had a crappy morning.

She'd scowl at him. "You get to eat as much as you want and you don't have to worry about gaining weight or catching a cold. I still have to worry about all that." Which wasn't fun. Closing her eyes, she'd speak again. "Incoming spear. You might want to duck."

He caught the spear, and then proceeded to break it in half. "Dude?! Really!? What if that hit the Valkyire!? You dumbass!"

"I put up a sign earlier that said 'Sleeping Valkyrie', but I don't think they particularly find me at all intimidating." Which was probably true. She was more cute than intimidating. Dressed like a normal girl, she was hardly the type anyone would be intimidated by. She was slightly intimidating in her Valkyrie armor, but that was about it. "I would've just slept in my room, but I didn't feel like it. I like this couch"

"Sorry, sis. You're right, you're not that intimidating." He said, giving her a slight smile. Then gave the the other guy a glare, daring him to try something again.